Lost:
Youthful Midsection. Does not extend further than bra in profile photos, bloop over waistband or measure larger than bust measurement. Last seen with Hips that Hold Up Pants.
Found:
Slightly deflated pool floaty filled with Jell-O.
Please contact me to claim your dumb floaty. It looks ridiculous on me.
I'll take your pool floaty over mine. Mine haven't cradled children waiting to be born AND they went and got friends!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! While you're at it... will someone please find my butt? I used to have one that would make Griffey proud - and it somehow migrated to my midsection. UGH!
ReplyDeletelol..rachel totally stole my comment. i have no idea where my butt went!! i have flat butt syndrome.
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is that an insult to be sucky comment?
Aubrey, only if you posted on Friday.
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